Wine Stained Pattern Shirt!

Dirt Pattern Material is a camouflage pattern made from a selection of the most common stains from everyday life, such as blood, grass, red wine, bike oil, etc.
— Dirt Pattern Material

What a cool concept: this is really unique and intriguing! I would love to see a pattern with only wine: Pinot Noir, Merlot and Rosé camouflage maybe? Who is in?